Olde St. Valentine

Wichita’s got a brand new captain
He’s ten feet tall but can’t see what’s happenin
Used to be a hero when the world was round
But now it’s like an octagon – they kicked him out of town

It’s hard to be just fine when you’re my valentine
Your drinkin from the vine
Tastes like a waste of time

Mamma went home to be with Jesus
But watch your mouth – she probably hears us
Used to be the prettiest girl around
After you were born she had to move downtown

It’s hard to be just fine when you’re my valentine
Your drinkin from the vine
Tastes like a waste of time

And when the morning comes, you left her with a smoking gun
This is not a joke – no, it’s not a joke
Cuz that’s somebody’s daugher, and that’s somebody’s son
And this is not a joke – we’ve got some worried folks

From Oregon Slogan (2011)

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